Dog Bites Man, Plus Big Christmas News

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Today's weather: Cold then hot. In other places, hot and then cold.

A MESSAGE FROM X: Trader Mopes. Just like the other Trader, but with less joy and whimsy.

Dog Bites Man

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New Delivery Service Coming to Town

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Christmas to Come After Thanksgiving Again This Year

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Rain comes from clouds, scientists say

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A MESSAGE FROM BANK OF THE MOON: Neil Armstrong had a savings account. Shouldn't you, too?

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